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Nov. 26th, 2009

  • 3:27 AM

Annnnd the captions continue. Below the cut to spare people my bad jokes.

And seriously, people, don't you have better things to do than to petition what is arguably the best school for the deaf in the world to change its teaching style? See linky. I get the argument for bilingualism, I really do, and I think there's a lot in it. But there's plenty of schools in the UK that teach deaf/Deaf kids using a mixture of bilingualism/TC. Why do people harp about Mary Hare? They don't pretend to offer BSL or even SSE in any way, shape or form and they are open about that fact. If you don't like it, send your kids elsewhere! *ends rant*


Caption madness )

Caption challeged 2

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 9:58 PM



Cos yeah, originality is lacking.
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Caption challenged.

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 9:13 PM

I need to think of one. Eep. Um. Brain dead, need fuel?
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Apparently, I am Philip Pullman. WTH?

  • Jun. 9th, 2009 at 1:01 AM


Your result for Which fantasy writer are you?...

Philip Pullman (b.1946)

23 High-Brow, -11 Violent, 17 Experimental and 29 Cynical!

Congratulations! You are High-Brow, Peaceful, Experimental and Cynical! These concepts are defined below.


Philip Pullman was already a prominent author of children's books when he published his most praised work to date, the trilogy known as His Dark Materials (1995-2000). In this work, set both in parallel worlds and our own, Pullman made a courageous attempt to write a book for young readers which incorporated a whole vision of the universe, as well as a discussion of ethical issues. He managed to combine this with a burst of thought-provoking and entertaining imagination, bringing to life a Europe where the church is still in control, "souls" that have been externalised as animal presences, intelligent, sentient polar bears and much more. The series have been described as a sort of "anti-Narnia", as Pullman's attempt to write an updated variant of the kind of books C S Lewis, whom Pullman has criticized for having racist, misogynic and preaching tendencies, wanted to write. His Dark Materials has also spawned some controversy among Christians, who see the the work as an attack against Christianity, Pullman being one of Britain's most outspoken atheists. Other Christians have, however, claimed to have found spirituality in the books.


Either way, Pullman's combination of renewal and expansion of the genre, his profound messages on the value of life and his refusal to under-estimate his young readers' ability to see life as it is makes Pullman one of the most interesting and important writers of modern fantasy.


You are also a lot like Tove Jansson.


If you want something some action, try Gene Wolfe.


If you'd like a challenge, try your exact opposite, J R R Tolkien.


Your score


This is how to interpret your score: Your attitudes have been measured on four different scales, called 1) High-Brow vs. Low-Brow, 2) Violent vs. Peaceful, 3) Experimental vs. Traditional and 4) Cynical vs. Romantic. Imagine that when you were born, you were in a state of innocence, a tabula rasa who would have scored zero on each scale. Since then, a number of circumstances (including genetical, cultural and environmental factors) have pushed you towards either end of these scales. If you're at 45 or -45 you would be almost entirely cynical, low-brow or whatever. The closer to zero you are, the less extreme your attitude. However, you should always be more of either (eg more romantic than cynical). Please note that even though High-Brow, Violent, Experimental and Cynical have positive numbers (1 through 45) and their opposites negative numbers (-1 through -45), this doesn't mean that either quality is better. All attitudes have their positive and negative sides, as explained below.


High-Brow vs Low-Brow


You received 23 points, making you more High-Brow than Low-Brow. Being high-browed in this context refers to being more fascinated with the sort of art that critics and scholars tend to favour, rather than the best-selling kind. At their best, high-brows are cultured, able to appreciate the finer nuances of literature and not content with simplifications. At their worst they are, well, snobs.


Violent vs. Peaceful



You received -11 points, making you more Peaceful than Violent. This scale is a measurement of a) if you are tolerant to violence in fiction and b) whether you see violence as a means that can be used to achieve a good end. If you aren't, and you don't, then you are peaceful as defined here. At their best, peaceful people are the ones who encourage dialogue and understanding as a means of solving conflicts. At their worst, they are standing passively by as they or third parties are hurt by less scrupulous individuals.


Experimental vs. Traditional


You received 17 points, making you more Experimental than Traditional. Your position on this scale indicates if you're more likely to seek out the new and unexpected or if you are more comfortable with the familiar, especially in regards to culture. Note that traditional as defined here does not equal conservative, in the political sense. At their best, experimental people are the ones who show humanity the way forward. At their worst, they provoke for the sake of provocation only.


Cynical vs Romantic


You received 29 points, making you more Cynical than Romantic. Your position on this scale indicates if you are more likely to be wary, suspicious and skeptical to people around you and the world at large, or if you are more likely to believe in grand schemes, happy endings and the basic goodness of humankind. It is by far the most vaguely defined scale, which is why you'll find the sentence "you are also a lot like x" above. If you feel that your position on this scale is wrong, then you are probably more like author x. At their best, cynical people are able to see through lies and spot crucial flaws in plans and schemes. At their worst, they are overly negative, bringing everybody else down.


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Pirate MEP?

  • Jun. 9th, 2009 at 12:33 AM

Am I the only one who is hugely amused by the news that the Pirate Party - the people who run the torrenting site The Pirate Bay - have won a seat in the European elections? Does this mean that filesharing of copyrighted media will no longer be illegal?

Have a look!

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Memory Walk for Cruse Bereavement Care

  • Jun. 7th, 2009 at 12:42 AM

My housemate and I are doing the Memory Walk on 13th June at Stormont. For non-Brits on my flist, Cruse is a UK-wide charity that works to provides support and help for people who have, as the name indicates, been bereaved, no matter what the circumstance. They also run specific initiatives such as the 'Remember Our Child' scheme and in Northern Ireland their work is necessarily dictated by our particular circumstances.

If you would like to take part, email northern.ireland@cruse.org.uk (this particular whatsit is NI only) for further details.

If you're feeling generous and you'd like to donate and help us reach our (admittedly modest) target, then just hit the button!




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Nothing very much at all...

  • May. 9th, 2009 at 1:28 AM

'Cos really, life ain't that exciting right now. Seriously. I can some up my current activities in a handful of sentences. Let's see:

1. I have acquired nebook No. 4. Considering the whole netbook phenomenon only started less than two years ago, that's rather .... geeky.

2. And while we're on the subject of geekiness, I've installed Linux Mint on it. Actually works really well. For netbook purposes, most of the free software you'd want to surfing - office - skype - media is cross-platform anyway. And no viruses, hee.

3. I am teaching - tutoring, rather - two to fours hours a week. I like. The money's good and my student is a wee pet. Granted, the mixture of subjects is a bit mind-boggling and I am starting to hate 'avoir' and 'etre' as much as I did when I was eleven.


4. Shop. Lots of books. Nuff said.

5. CS. Yay, finally I think I am slipping back into CS-mode. I blooming well need to, I have a book to finish by (hopefully) September. That's just editing, btw, for any CBBers reading. What happens after that....

See? Handful of sentences.

I am feeling guilty for not doing anything academic, but ... at the same time it's rather nice to be writing for the sake of it and not having to pause every now and then to double check my sources! Still... I know the history bug will bite again, but it needs to be kept at bay until the new academic year. Then ... I don't know.  My problem is I have too many mental irons in mental fires. I need to focus. Another year has almost gone, and time is passing.... and despite everything I end up feeling that I really haven't accomplished very much.

Bah. And now I've depressed myself! See, this is why reflection is a BAD THING, no matter what the pundits tell you. :)

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We have snow. Crap snow, but snow...

  • Feb. 5th, 2009 at 12:47 PM

It fell overnight but not very deeply. Was then sullied by PEOPLE. So now is more glorified icy slush than anything. But ... it has snowed non stop all morning, and yet has not gotten any deeper. This is weird, cos it is COLD and you'd think the pre-existing snowy-slush would anchor the new stuff, but obviously not. However, the clouds are staying put and the temp is due to plunge again this evening, so More Snow may come.

(and I may not have to work tomorrow, heh)

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Book rec: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

  • Jan. 30th, 2009 at 1:40 PM


One of the great things about working in a bookshop is having near instant access to books that other people wave at you (often in a threatening manner) and say "Read!"  So I went digging in our sci fi/fan section and found the above, and I've been blown away. Those of you who know my normal reading tastes and are also familiar with the 'Ender' universe may be surprised by this, since it's so not what I usually read. Then again, it  does bear many resemblances to the school story genre. And there's bright kids. Not-obnoxious bright kids. And a study of what happens when a child (a very bright child, at that) becomes isolated for a number of reasons beyond his control.
Me like very much.

I also got The Ark in Space this week. I'd seen it before, courtesy of [info]marymac et al, but it didn't really do anything for me first time round. This time I loved it, even the cheesy bubble wrap. And the snark. Much, much snark. Cos snark is good, yes?
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Anyone fluent in Hungarian?

  • Jan. 27th, 2009 at 12:35 AM

Heh. Remember I said I was able to download SJA Series 2? Well, I've been trying to find subtitles to go with it.... and no luck. I do have subs for Temptation and Enemy of the Bane, but not the others.

But ... there's a full set of subtitle files  in Hungarian!! I've been trying to see if something will translate it for me, but no luck.  Any ideas? Apart from spamming the BBC and begging them to please, please hurry up and get S2 on DVD? Honestly, why are they taking so long when the rest of the Who franchise pretty much goes straight to DVD. Shocking. Discrimination, I call it, especially when iplayer is crappier than crap.

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Fic: SJA/Who The Lost Ones 3/4?

  • Jan. 20th, 2009 at 8:50 PM

Indeedy, My plot bunnies are working very hard at this, and in the spirit of the afore mentioned self-discipline, I am giving them full rein. Only one or possibly two more parts to go! Should end up over 20,000 words which will be the longest thing I've written for a while.

Er, since this is growin' wisibly, I'm starting to wonder if there's any glaring plot holes. Do point them out.

Title: The Lost Ones (3/4?)
Author: cavgirl
Fandom: SJA/Who
Rating: G - PG13
Characters: SJS, Maria, Clyde.
Disclaimer: Auntie's.
Summary: The Lost Boy remixed without Slitheen.

Part the Third )

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Fic: SJA/Who The Lost Ones 2/4

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 8:08 PM

More of my The Lost Boy AU. It's actually becoming quite addictive - I'd forgotten how immersive writing a long fic can be.



Title: The Lost Ones (2/4?)
Author: cavgirl
Fandom: SJA/Who
Rating: G - PG13
Characters: SJS, Maria, Clyde, Alan Jackson.
Disclaimer: Auntie's.
Summary: The Lost Boy remixed without Slitheen.

First bit:  Here Be Part the First

Part the Second )








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Genius...

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 1:27 AM

Well it is if you've ever spent time paintakingly downloading a fic chapter-by-chapter from an archive that doesn't support that handy 'print whole story' feature as Teaspoon does, for example. FF.net and Fiction Alley are two of the former... so some bright spark has come up with a piece of software callled (inventively enough...) Fanfiction Downloader. It's set up for use with ff.net by default, and you just copy the link to the first chapter, the software calculates the number of chapters... and then downloads the whole lot as a single (or multiple, if you prefer) file to your HDD. Formats include .doc, .pdf, and .html. It really does work! Google it.

I'm also currently working on revising the synopsis for Difficult Term for the Chalet School with GGB. Hopefully - hopefully! - this means that the book will be published this year, because it's now five years since I wrote the thing, and I'd like to feel free to move on to other writing, both academic and original.

My current obsession is with Classic!Who and SJA which I got for Christmas and have fallen in love with all over again. So much so that I actually downloaded all of Series 2 from veoh (fabulous, fabulous video quality, and fast download times), and that's saying something since the DL'd vids are not subtitled. Granted, I was able to get The Temptation of SJS and Enemy of the Bane off the telly, but still another four stories to struggle through. I'm buying the books to help - they're rather dire, but they are remarkably close to the script. At least by my reckoning Series 2 should be broadcast on telly by March... or possibly April. I s'pose it's too optimistic to hope that the boxset will be released any time soon.

And, being me, I've produced fic related to SJA. It's an AU of The Lost Boy, and I'd very much like feedback. Partly because I am determined to finish it (I deliberately conceived it as a relatively short piece) because, you know, it's good for self-discipline to actually finish stuff.
Linky here

I'm going Nanny sitting tomorrow. For the benefit of anyone who's interested, my grandmother was rushed into hossie on New Year's with suspected (later proved) appendicitis. Shades of Julie Lucy, people. She came so close to a ruptured appendix that they had to open her right up, and that's not something to sneeze at when you're 73. She's been staying at my mum's, but weather permitting is relocating home tomorrow and I've to join her as I said. So I get two dog free days which is both nice and really weird...

and Happy Very Belated New Year to you all!

Paralympic victory, woo hoo

  • Sep. 11th, 2008 at 10:14 PM

As various RL friends know, one of my best friends, Laurentia Tan, was due to compete in the equestrian part of the Paralympics. Despite the fact that this was her first time as a Paralympian, she's come away with TWO bronzes!!! This is especially remarkable when you consider that her second event was Freestyle to Music, which is not easy when you are profoundly deaf. So deaf, in fact, that I know she can barely hear the music at all.

You can google her for pics and reports. Singapore, quite naturally, are hysterical with delight at her success since Lauren's achievement means a 'first' for them - they've never taken a medal at the Paras before.


And in other news: the nasty people who did You-Know-What have been caught. Not got stuff back, naturally, but that really would have been optimistic.
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Wank extraordinaire

  • Jul. 15th, 2008 at 11:35 PM

Lookee: here

Skip the actual story. You know everything you need to know about the sheer level of crapiness from the author's notes and first paragraph. Go straight to the reviews... and they are hilarious!

Incidentally, this story has the dubious distinction of being top of the list when one googles "worst fanfic".

Goffic, indeed. *dies*

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Gorgons and other things

  • Jul. 15th, 2008 at 1:09 AM

Thanks to the wonderful wonderful iplayer (which has finally decided to play nicely with my pc) I am starting to watch my through SJA, having missed it first time round. Love, love love it. Just seen Eye of the Gorgon pt 1 for the first time, and I enjoyed it so much. So far, it's coming across as a really coherent and consistent series and I love the way the relationship between Maria and SJ and Luke is unfolding. Lots of laughs, a few gasps, and some "aww". Not bad for 30 minutes. And the crack at Sound of Music, lol. At least they didn't start singing it. Which reminds me - what happened to SJ's rather gorgeous car in the Dr Who finale? Sarah was driving something modern there, I'm sure.

Before I forget, I've come across an absolutely fantabulously splendacious fic. Even if you don't read fanfic, or don't do the Harry Potter fandom - if you've read Deathly Hallows and wondered what was happening to Dumbledore's Army with Snape and the Carrows in power, you should read this. It made me laugh and it made me cry - and the deaths at the end, the ones you know will come because this is, after all, a retelling of TDH from a different perspective ... they'll break your heart this time round. The story is called Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness and it's a bit of a monster, clocking in at Order of the Phoenix type length. See here for the author's page and various download links. This is the kind of fic that reminds me why I think it's worth spending hours hoking through rubbish, because gems like this... Enough superlatives or would-be superlatives - just go read it.

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Bitch alert...

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 11:43 PM

Beauty and the Geek.

Heh.

Could they be more stereotyped? The beauties are all so... thick. And the geeks so unattractively personify every negative connotation of the word 'nerd'. And when they break gender stereotypes (in token, naturally) it's even worse. In the ep I'm watching at the moment, male beauty is muscle honed and with an impressively even and probably false tan.... but his eyes are empty. He's like one of the Slitheen from today's ep of SJA. Big and brawny and nothing going on in between the ears, but at least they manage to plot world domination. He only just manages to assemble a toy rocket.  And the girl geek.... She's dark. And wears glasses. And cannot be described as remotely pretty, but I bet they've encouraged her not to wear makeup and they've not filmed her well.... as a brunette glasses-wearing geek myself, I'm feeling miffed on both my behalf and hers. And, poor dear, she ends up with the male bimbo.

Oh, and this version is American. Since it's therefore slightly exaggerated, it all seems even more OTT than our version. *sigh*

And now I have to work out the intricacies of Annis Lovell's psyche. Lovely. Especially when my muse is pulling me between unfinished Harry Potter fic and unfinished CS fic. Result: I run screaming and take refuge in reading instead which gets Absolutely Nothing Done.

And Asus have released the 901 for less than I paid for the 900. At least the only real advantage the 901 seems to have over the 900 is it's battery life and that's easily remedied with an expenditure of £30.

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Er. Um. Incoherent...

  • Jun. 28th, 2008 at 8:14 PM

No.

They can't do that.

Can they?

*is impressed by the BBC's secret-keeping talents*

I loved everyone except Rose, who simply irritated me. A lot. She needs to grow up, that girl. And SJ and Jack! LOLOL.

Who miffed

  • Jun. 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 PM

Well, it was my birfday last weekend, and a good time was had by all, even though my cousin's son was terrorised by my dogs. How anyone can be scared of a dog that's barely a foot high and thinks that aggression means licking you  to death is beyond me, but he was. He did eventually get over that and had great fun playing with my dad and the "brown one". Obviously the finer points of Cavalier colouring are lost on a not-quite-four year old. Meanwhile a whole gang of us went to the beach and paddled until our feet turned numb, and Elaine had Slight Problems with that velcro thing the hospital calls a splint, but it was all muchly splendid.

Anyway, my miff. iplayer. Again. As I started out to say, due to last week's shenanigans I did not get to see Dr Who, a fact that finally dawned on me last night whilst watching Turn Left (or was it Turn Right? No, I'm sure it's Turn Left and can't be bothered to check, so...). I then reinstall iplayer on my newly returned VAIO, DL Midnight... and there's no flaming subtitles! WTH?! It says there are optional subtitles which is all very well but there's no option to turn the flaming things on! Gah. Perhaps I will simply get the ep on DVD. Then again, perhaps I will possess my soul in patience and wait til xmas when I fully intend to beg for this series on DVD. Didn't bother with Series 3 because I never really gelled with Martha (she's better than Rose, but she really came into her own in TW, I think). That's assuming that SJA isn't released first. If it is, I'll go for that.

Thanks to my charming brother I was able to finally get Elizabeth : The Golden Age on DVD this week. I really enjoyed it, despite the fact that Cate Blanchett is too young for Elizabeth, and the bastardisation of the Tilbury speech really annoyed me. I understand they can't use the whole thing, but the original was pretty good - what's wrong with simply using bits of it ("I think foul scorn...... I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman" etc etc) instead of making it up. The only bit I recognised was the snippet about being resolved in the midst and heat of battle, and even that was bowdlerised. But still. This was recognisably Elizabeth - briliant, dangerous, brittle and not completely sane. A million times better than Henry VIII in The Other Boleyn Girl, without question.

Here's a book rec for you, by the way. It's called Before I Die and it is not a happy book. It's something better than that - it's affirming. It's about a sixteen year old girl who is dying from cancer, and she creates this list of things she's determined to do before she dies. The book is written in the first person and it is raw and compelling and painful and at times blackly comic. Go find it and read it - and post back here with your opinion.

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